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Jul 27


1968 concept art by Collin Campbell

1968 concept art by Collin Campbell

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rabbleprochoice:

I imagine the need angry white men feel to carry guns in public is similar to the need white boys feel when they draw dicks on everything: to make everyone uncomfortable and aware that everything is about your dick, always.

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“Should schools teach atheism? No. There’s no need to teach atheism. It’s the natural result of education without indoctrination.” — Ricky Gervais (via blackatheists)

Of course. Every human is born without religious beliefs. There shouldn’t even be a word atheist because that’s what we all are naturally.

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younghooliganism:

annie-banks:


bbook:


Dear me.





Holy shit this is perfect.

younghooliganism:

annie-banks:

bbook:

Dear me.

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Holy shit this is perfect.

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How to escape after being buried alive in a coffin. -

suzannqueenofhell:

awkward-fallen-demon-in-221b:

freakology101:

timesnewromney:

shickhard:

It could happen to anyone. People bury a person alive to scare them or to get rid of them. In this situation, rely only on yourself.

  1. Do not waste oxygen. In a classic coffin there’s only enough oxygen for about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled - do not swallow, or you will start to hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or matches, they will waste oxygen. Using a flashlight is allowed. Screaming increases anxiety, which causes increased heartbeat and therefore - waste of oxygen. So don’t scream.
  2. Shake up the lid with your hands. In some cheap low-quality coffins you will be able to even make a hole (with an engagement ring or a belt buckle.)
  3. Cross your arms over your chest, holding onto your shoulders with your hands, and pull the shirt off upward. Tie it in a knot above your head, like so: imageThis will prevent you from suffocating when the dirt falls on your face. 
  4. Kick the lid with your legs. In some cheap coffins the lid is broken or damaged already after being buried, due to the weight of the ground above it. 
  5. As soon as the lid breaks, throw and move the dirt that falls through in the direction of your feet. When it takes up a lot of space, try pressing the ground to the sides of the coffin with your legs and feet. Move around a bit. 
  6. Whatever you do - your main goal is to sit up: dirt will fill up the empty space and move to your advantage, so no matter what - do not stop and try breathing steadily and calmly. 
  7. Get up. Remember: the dirt in the grave is very loose, so battling your way up will be easier than it seems. It’s the other way around during a rainy weather however, since water makes dirt heavy and sticky. 

JUST TO PROVE TUMBLR HAS A SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR FUCKING EVERYTHING.

just in case guys

Is this how Dean Winchester escaped his coffin guys?

yes, exactly.

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osynileg:

its easier to say “they” instead of “she/he” when you’re not sure about someone’s gender so stop acting like everyone is making your life complicated

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gang0fwolves:

westendblues:

please stop calling Black children who have different interests and tastes white

it’s damaging and alienating

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